More relevant to the article, Chrome extensions can't just "open a zillion connections." Included scripts must be unminified and external scripts are strictly declared ahead of time with more secure default permissions.
I mean, kinda. It's little more than a consumer-grade padlock or maybe "do not cross" tape - there are countless ways around it, it mostly just encourages normal cases to be more static (which is a good thing! but very far from a security tool)
I like that idea.