You mean you don’t have a distributed merge post microservice that emits post migration events, which are then consumed by a post owner conversion service using your existing event-driven architecture to facilitate seamless data synchronization and user notification processes??? That is not very hacker news of you from the guy who owns hacker news.
I know you're joking, but I actually think complexity like that (when mostly unnecessary) is the least hackery thing in the world. Simple and effective gives me a hacker buzz
(via https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39239265, but we merged that thread hither)