Speak for yourself, I find myself on the site and I don’t remember clicking anything. I was scrolling the news sites and mindlessly ended up here.

Speak for yourself, I just always have it open.

Speak for yourself, I don't have anything else open.

Speak for yourself, all my traffic proxies here.

Speak for yourself, i wrote a browser extension that replaces every link on any site with HN

Well, that escalated quickly.