"contemplate how that spider you can see in the corner when youre on the toilet, can survive so long without any critters in her web?"
"spend ten minutes attempting to come up with a name for your dying plant, because if you just remember to talk to it - it wont leave you like everyone else has"
"Promise yourself youll fold the laundry after you rest your eyes for a few minutes"
"spend ten minutes attempting to come up with a name for your dying plant, because if you just remember to talk to it - it wont leave you like everyone else has"
"Promise yourself youll fold the laundry after you rest your eyes for a few minutes"
I'm pretty good at this game!