> There might even be more than two of us!

There are many. Someone here once told a tale of a hero who picked up a paintball gun and drove around the city blasting billboards.

A brazilian city banned billboards:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cidade_Limpa

https://99percentinvisible.org/article/clean-city-law-secret...

I want to propose a similar law for my own city. The advertising is obnoxious.

> assault and battery on the dignity of the human mind

Agreed.