Peter, you’ve lost the news!

These are both regular phrases in my house.

The Chris Morris phrase I find myself using regularly, or at least thinking, is "You're WRONG and you're a GROTESQUELY ugly freak."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QPJoRWz8Sc

Edit: Not you, obviously. Whoever was being wrong at that particular moment.

Including the best part, "Peter, next time you cross the road, don't bother looking"?

I mean I've not used it but it's definitely there and ready.