What you're describing is a very poorly run criminal organization.
It would be poorly run because pure money is not a strong enough incentive to hire someone to commit a crime for you, because that money can easily disappear once it is seized by the local government. Usually criminal organizations operate on a degree of trust, trust that would be hard to establish from some LLM that can, at best, fake a face on a zoom call.
Satoshi's coins are easy to play around with because they are at least legal to hold and sell (for now). If they weren't, few would bother with them.
It would be poorly run because pure money is not a strong enough incentive to hire someone to commit a crime for you, because that money can easily disappear once it is seized by the local government. Usually criminal organizations operate on a degree of trust, trust that would be hard to establish from some LLM that can, at best, fake a face on a zoom call.
Satoshi's coins are easy to play around with because they are at least legal to hold and sell (for now). If they weren't, few would bother with them.