Funny enough I only got this joke on my second read. One of my uncles had a company with a name similar to your joke :D ADD probably.

So, to me it was beej. But in reality, to the public [you can’t nickname yourself].

So it’s always been b33j0r. My friend who had the first dedicated server I encountered named me that because my name is Brian Jor—-

Finding me has been trivial since I first AWP’d in a CAL-O match. This was before scoutznknives were more than merit badges.