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		candiddevmike on March 1, 2023 \| parent \| context \| favorite \| on: You cannot have exactly-once delivery (2015) I'd tell you an exactly once delivery joke but you may not get it.

danw1979 on March 1, 2023 | [–]

I’d tell you an idempotency joke but I think you might have heard it before…

setuids on March 1, 2023 | | [–]

I'm sure it won't make a difference

yamtaddle on March 1, 2023 | | | [–]

You can go ahead. It won't modify the state-of-having-heard-it.

antod on March 1, 2023 | [–]

"Now listen very carefully, I shall say this only once."

I suspect that quote will meet Resistance.

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