Are you a teenager??

I'm 58 - Based upon this article, it appears I'm going to love, I mean live forever!

In my early 40s and have become a lot lazier/more lame than you in this department. It’s a need that needs to be fulfilled and it does but, it doesnt occupy my mind like when I was a teenager or in my early 20s and in a way i’m grateful for it. It seems I may be on the hook for prostate issues. A grandparent and uncle had prostate cancer so it’s up there in my history.

Ernest Borgnine's secret to a long life:

https://youtu.be/hk1T9XC3XPc

24, recently single.

I'm more surprised that the "Gigachad" username was still available on HN until 2021.

I'm not entirely sure an HN user is more likely to identify as a gigachad than as Galen Erso. ;)

Even in 2023, "HangingChad" probably dominates the discourse ...

Seriously, it might be time to give yourself a rest.