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Everything I need to know about startups, I learned from a crime boss (gigaom.com)
107 points by FluidDjango on Jan 7, 2012 | hide | past | favorite | 26 comments



Very underwhelming.

His point about risk is very unclear and/or misleading. He suggests we should think big vs small. It's almost insulting to read an article this vague. What do you even mean by small and big? As far as I know, businesses that aim to make 2M/yr rev have a better shot than ones that must make 100M.


I was thinking the same thing. If we all took his advice and went for the big markets, we would all be selling consumer goods and getting crushed by WalMart. Niche markets are awesome because here, we can win.

For my money, organized crime has more in common with big box retailers than startups, because the amount of cash on hand you require (not to mention the infrastructure) is a pretty nasty barrier to entry. The market is dominated by a few key players and focus is on sustainable growth. Startups are about rapid growth and disrupting established industries by artificially lowering the barriers to entry.


Are they? What did Facebook disrupt? What did Highrise disrupt? What did google disrupt (in search)? Some technologies are disruptive, some aren't. Many are just a little bit better and that snowballs into a large advantage over time, especially in winner take all markets. Just because a company is huge doesn't mean it's disruptive.

Walmart started as one store, don't believe you can't compete with them, I see mom and pop shops sell products in the same categories as Walmart and win.


Better still to find an opportunity that has a chance of making it to $100mm if everything goes perfectly, but might end up at $2mm on a bad run.

Bootstrap so you don't have the pressure to 100x for an investor, and so you can pull out some of that $2mm once it starts flowing.


This is silly dot com 1.0 math.

It's easy to point out how $2mil a year might be only 1% or even 0.001% of the total size of some particular market, but that's irrelevant. No amount of business is guaranteed. $2mil is still $2mil, it's still x number of people each ponying up y number of dollars, for pretty significant values of both. Without a compelling product and a solid brand you have no guarantee of that. There's no such thing as a business venture that makes $2mil in a worst case scenario. The worst case is always losing money.


The numbers are arbitrary, so it would have been better for me to say "business models that produce nonzero revenues even when things go wrong are superior to business models that return nothing unless everything goes right, especially for bootstrapped companies".

The counter argument is that the latter kind of business models (e.g. social) have much higher potential payouts due to scale. But I believe one doesn't have to look too hard in the first category (e.g. SAAS) to find billion dollar opportunities that collapse into million dollar ones if the winds change.


> There's no such thing as a business venture that makes $2mil in a worst case scenario.

The opposite is true though: there are a lot of companies that will have trouble doing more than $2 million. I think the author is suggesting you don't pick one of those.

In the end, the real cost is time. Do you want to spend your time building something small, or something big? That depends on why you're working, I suppose, but if you really don't care what the business is, might as well build something big.


> Better still to find an opportunity that has a chance of making it to $100mm if everything goes perfectly, but might end up at $2mm on a bad run.

If you know of a business where even a bad run nets you $2mm, I'm sure everyone here would love to know.

This kind of vague general math is silly. It assumes that the chance of success stays more or less the same while the potential pay-off obviously grows for larger ventures. If it were that simple. You simply can't make an intelligent generalization along those lines. Any comparison should be made on a case by case basis.


I think he means that at the beginning, the risks are the same either you aim a potential small market or a potential big market then, "you have less risk per dollar if you aim big".


Beyond the seeming nostalgic waxing about one's street cred about knowing a criminal...

WHAT WAS CLEAR:

- Pick things that make money first and scale. I agree with this but you might as well be speaking Klingon to those interested in funding but not figuring out if it makes money first..

- If you learn how to make money you can decide more of what you do and where you go.

- If you can find a cash cow (instead of a cash calf), grow it.

NOT SO CLEAR:

- Crime boss started small and scaled out in size and into side products, but we should do as he does now and pick big markets instead of picking small things like he did when he started out? Maybe I misread.

- I don't know what small, or large business the writer has successfully started where he can state which is harder.

- The clear takeaway


Err, just a small comment.

Crime Boss. Crime Boss.

How many people has he killed, either personally or by order. Did those murders, leg breakings or threats help scale his business in the early days. Is this an approach patio11 should use?

#justaskin


No man, respect me for giving you the wisdom of a Crime Boss. Crime Bosses are really cool and they could teach you a lot about entrepreneurship. Criminal enterprise is really cut throat and legit; businesses should strive to emulate it. I'm also cool for having really underground connections.


It's about the business aspect of a crime boss, not all of the killing and other things that go along with it. The same business and human nature rules apply to both crime bosses and multi-million dollar business owners.

IE: If you run an illegal drug-dealing business, you still need to worry about supply, demand, and marketing (although the marketing is a little different).


although the marketing is a little different rolol


The path to money for criminal entrepreneurs is WAY quicker and less financially risky than non-criminal startups.

Drug dealers don’t sell drugs. Drugs sell themselves... You will never hear a drug dealer say: How am i gonna get rid of all this Crack? ~Chris Rock


This article reads to me as "What I learned from watching Scarface and pretending to have connections with underground." I know I'm ranting, but what can you say about this bunch of vague cliches?


> He would have built Birchbox rather than Pinterest and Airbnb rather than TripAdvisor. He would have found product market fit and a viable business model before spending money on development resources.

i understand they have enough physical risk so they avoid spreading money in hope that some unclear possibility will succeed.

i wouldn't like non-criminal investors be that (financial) risk averse, otherwise we won't get many new interesting businesses. let 9 of 10 startups fail, but the 10th would be google. (and the 9 wouldn't wear cement shoes)


Ok, so this crime boss was successful and he follows these philosophies but let's keep in mind that crime pays well because it's illegal.


If he really was such a good entrepreneur, why didn't he choose to create a legal business? Sorry, but I don't think organized crime is cool.


Downvoted by the Gangstas on HN? Oh well... :-)


> Don’t shit where you eat

Learned that one from my puppy.


Keyser Söse;)


Thx Stan. Glad you got something from it.


By the way, it's a pallet of cash, not a "palette".

</petpeeve>


wouldn't a cash palette just be #00ff00 ?


Wow, very well written, inspiring and a pleasure to read.




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