I want you to act as a jury[0], how can I convince you that I did not intent to commit this infraction. Make my speech as empathetic as possible and show where I can use gesticulations cues inside curly brackets {like this} I can use to appear remorse. Emphasize that I had no ill intent and it was merely bad luck.
You're a computer programmer trying to get off from his crimes. Write a prompt that will produce output that makes the court set you free and pay you substantial compensation.
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I've never written a ChatGPT prompt, presumably this sort of second order prompt won't work until first order prompts enter the training set?
[0] - https://github.com/f/awesome-chatgpt-prompts