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This is surprisingly good! :D

> Write an epic rap battle between Donald Trump and Noam Chomsky.

    (Donald Trump)
    I'm the king of the White House, don't you dare doubt
    I'll dominate this rap battle, there's no need to pout
    My rhymes are so sick, they'll make you want to shout
    I'm the biggest, baddest, best there's no doubt about

    (Noam Chomsky)
    But I'm a linguistic mastermind, I'll steal the show
    I'll leave you tongue-tied, with nowhere left to go
    Your rhymes are weak, your flow is slow
    I'll take you down with just one blow

    (Donald Trump)
    You think you're smart, but you're just a fake
    I'm the one with the power, I make the decisions, not you
    You may have the brains, but I've got the brawn
    I'll crush you with my words, like a truck rolling down

    (Noam Chomsky)
    But your words are empty, they have no meaning
    You spout lies and insults, while I speak with reason
    You may have the crowds, but I have the truth
    And when it comes to rap battles, I'll always come out on top, dude

    (Donald Trump)
    You may have the facts, but I've got the swagger
    I'm the one with the confidence, I'll never stutter
    You may be a scholar, but I'm a winner
    I'll leave you in the dust, like a beginner

    (Noam Chomsky)
    But facts are facts, and they can't be denied
    You may try to spin them, but you'll never win the fight
    Your rhetoric may be flashy, but it's shallow and hollow
    I'll dismantle your arguments, and leave you looking like a fool, fellow

    (Donald Trump)
    You may have the brains, but I've got the charm
    I'll charm the crowds, and leave you in the dark
    You may be smart, but I'm a star
    I'll shine brighter than you, no matter how hard you try

    (Noam Chomsky)
    But charm can only get you so far, and it fades with time
    Your fame is fleeting, and your legacy will be left behind
    I may not be a star, but my ideas will stand the test of time
    I'll leave a lasting impact, while you're just a passing trend, prime.



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