1) Twitter stays up without a hitch: A testament to how relisilient Twitter architecture is even with someone actively trying to fuck it up. Elon clearly does not want Twitter to survive, but thanks to ex-Twitter employees who built such a great resilient system.

2) Twitter goes down in flames: This is what happens when a megalomanian billionaire takes over a complicated distributed scalable system. These billionaires have no idea how complex systems work.

So, no cookie for Elon.