You don't jive with

* Degoogling Chromium

* A standalone end to end encrypted sync service

* Built-in ad blocking on mobile

* Background YouTube playback on mobile

* Built-in ad and tracker blocking that's not an extension

* An aggressive reader mode

* Mobile notifications delivered without Google services

* A general lack of dark patterns

* Blocking autoplay

* Having a menu option to clean links of tracking garbage

* Native vertical tabs

* Brave Search

* Goggles?