Are you referring to reachability or bandwidth? Reachability is solved by tunneling[0] and SNI routing. 1Mbps upload is plenty for many self-hosting uses. Or are you talking about something else?
Los Angeles, but I've had similar clauses everywhere I've lived and with multiple USPS (Starry, Charter, Time Warner, Verizon, university housing, etc)
[0]: https://github.com/anderspitman/awesome-tunneling