the whole Jira thing really pisses me off. I hate Jira almost more than this scrum/agile nonsense. If no one wants to look at the damn board, why are we doing this??
> with non-dev stakeholders running the meetings
9 out of 10 standups I'm in have zero of the stakeholders necessary to unblock the work. I'm announcing my blockers to other devs that zoned out 10 minutes ago and the scrum master that will say something hollow and silly such as "keep working on that" or "make sure to ping so-and-so." Thanks. Want to come to the restroom with me and hold my pee pee so I don't fuck that up too?
We are all infants.
Also. Allllllso. Scrum Master. Scrum. Master. Shouldn't you people be Scrum Main? Or Scrum Primary? Or did you not get that memo? They are literally keeping their developer minions in check. It's a bit... how do I say this? On the nose? Much more in a way than a branch name of git ever was.
> with non-dev stakeholders running the meetings
9 out of 10 standups I'm in have zero of the stakeholders necessary to unblock the work. I'm announcing my blockers to other devs that zoned out 10 minutes ago and the scrum master that will say something hollow and silly such as "keep working on that" or "make sure to ping so-and-so." Thanks. Want to come to the restroom with me and hold my pee pee so I don't fuck that up too?
We are all infants.
Also. Allllllso. Scrum Master. Scrum. Master. Shouldn't you people be Scrum Main? Or Scrum Primary? Or did you not get that memo? They are literally keeping their developer minions in check. It's a bit... how do I say this? On the nose? Much more in a way than a branch name of git ever was.