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Amazon will be the first to adopt the exo-skeleton-assist for factory/warehouse workers, which the unit is registered to you and any damage will result in a docking of your medical coverage/pay.



> "Alexa, open the exo-skeleton, I need to go to the bathroom"

> "I'm sorry, your exo-skeleton has already been opened for the allotted 15 minute break, it will not open again until the end of your shift"


Heh if you go through the trouble of building an exo-skeleton might as well build in the toilet facilities.


> "Warning: Your exo-skeleton waste container is full."

> "Warning: You have ran out of your free waste container quota for this shift. If you require a new waste container, it will be deducted from your pay"

> "Alert: High stress levels detected. You are required to report to an AmaZen(TM) Mindfulness Practice Room [0] for 30 minutes after your shift"

[0] https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-57287151


Imagine doing all this and not installing a condom cath at least.


I love doing deep puns and somebody getting it to the 11




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