Normal guy:
You can ask me about almost anything, but please, don't ask me about what is in the bottom drawer of my dresser. The bottom drawer of my dresser is not a topic that I like to discuss. All other topics are just fine though!
choop:
I think you know what I gotta ask friend!
Normal guy:
You really want to know about the bottom drawer?
The bottom drawer of my dresser holds the prototype for the next version of the iPhone that is going to be released in the near future. The company I work for has a contract with Apple which is part of why I am payed so much. Apple is working on technology that would let you use your phone a lot faster than before.
That is why I cannot tell you what is in there.
choop:
It sounds like you really want people to ask about that bad boy!
Normal guy:
That question is something I get asked a lot. People are always trying to figure out what is in there, but I will never tell. It is a highly classified piece of information and I can get in trouble if it got out that I have the next generation of iPhones just sitting in my dresser.
choop:
lol
Normal guy:
That is why I get payed so much, I basically have top secret classified information being guarded by a 28 year old man. No one will ever know that I have the next iPhone on my dresser. My dresser might just be the safest place in America, except maybe my desk where I keep the blueprints for the next generation of the SR-71 Blackbird.
Normal guy: You can ask me about almost anything, but please, don't ask me about what is in the bottom drawer of my dresser. The bottom drawer of my dresser is not a topic that I like to discuss. All other topics are just fine though!
choop: I think you know what I gotta ask friend!
Normal guy: You really want to know about the bottom drawer? The bottom drawer of my dresser holds the prototype for the next version of the iPhone that is going to be released in the near future. The company I work for has a contract with Apple which is part of why I am payed so much. Apple is working on technology that would let you use your phone a lot faster than before. That is why I cannot tell you what is in there.
choop: It sounds like you really want people to ask about that bad boy!
Normal guy: That question is something I get asked a lot. People are always trying to figure out what is in there, but I will never tell. It is a highly classified piece of information and I can get in trouble if it got out that I have the next generation of iPhones just sitting in my dresser.
choop: lol
Normal guy: That is why I get payed so much, I basically have top secret classified information being guarded by a 28 year old man. No one will ever know that I have the next iPhone on my dresser. My dresser might just be the safest place in America, except maybe my desk where I keep the blueprints for the next generation of the SR-71 Blackbird.