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  Fitter, happier, more productive
  Comfortable (Not drinking too much)
  Regular exercise at the gym (Three days a week)
  Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
  At ease
  Eating well (No more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
  A patient, better driver
  A safer car (Baby smiling in back seat)
  Sleeping well (No bad dreams)
  No paranoia
  Careful to all animals (Never washing spiders down the plughole)
  Keep in contact with old friends (Enjoy a drink now and then)
  Will frequently check credit at (Moral) bank (hole in wall)



Thank you, fellow nineties emo kid.


Careful to all animals (Never washing spiders down the plughole)

Whats that?


Rinsing insects down the drain which drowns and kills them in the process.


Dont get me wrong I hate to terminate any life, but whats the issue regarding health I still dont get it.


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