For one thing, as another comment mentioned, he didn’t actually get $800M because that was contingent on hitting various price targets that didn’t happen.
For another, it’s not like it’s just cash sitting in a checking account. It would be stock in the company. Since he’s a CEO, he can’t just sell it whenever he wants, insider trader rules mean there’s only certain windows when he could buy or sell, and the CEO selling off that much of his holding would raise all sorts of questions among investors.
If he did it as a personal gift to each employee, there’d be enormous gift taxes that would eat most of it.
If he did it as part of their compensation, it would be coming from the company, not him, and he would have to justify to the board of directors and shareholders why he’s spending so much on a lavish severance package that is far beyond the industry norm (assuming they aren’t already getting generous severance packages)
It’s not as simple as “Oh rich people could just fix every problem by giving away all their money, but they’re just greedy jerks”
To counter that a bit, rich people with these kinds of assets can take out loans or cash with their assets as collateral. And of course these loans have way better rates than whatever kinds of loans you and me could get. Even better - This way, they don't even have to pay capital gains tax.
What I'm saying is, Vlad could most likely buy an expensive yacht without ever having to actually sell stock, so the argument that "it’s not like it’s just cash sitting in a checking account" is not that fair as well. Makes it seem like the uber-rich are actually quite restricted and that all of their money is locked up in investments and other things. Which is simply not true, they can use these locked-up assets in very attractive ways.
Loans still have to be paid back at some point. It’s true that sometimes banks are happy to let the billionaires have the loans for their whole lives and get paid back out of their estate when they die. But, when you borrow against a security (like a stock) and the value of that security plummets (like pretty much every tech stock did recently) the terms of your loan can force you to sell the stock and pay it off right away. (and sell it at the worst possible time since it just crashed and now you’re locking in that loss) So it’s not really a good idea to over leverage yourself in that way.
Sure, he can borrow a bunch of money against his stock and buy a giant a yacht or give it away to people who got laid off, just like a normal person can borrow a year’s worth of salary from credit cards or take out a high interest loan to buy an expensive car, but that doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.
For another, it’s not like it’s just cash sitting in a checking account. It would be stock in the company. Since he’s a CEO, he can’t just sell it whenever he wants, insider trader rules mean there’s only certain windows when he could buy or sell, and the CEO selling off that much of his holding would raise all sorts of questions among investors.
If he did it as a personal gift to each employee, there’d be enormous gift taxes that would eat most of it.
If he did it as part of their compensation, it would be coming from the company, not him, and he would have to justify to the board of directors and shareholders why he’s spending so much on a lavish severance package that is far beyond the industry norm (assuming they aren’t already getting generous severance packages)
It’s not as simple as “Oh rich people could just fix every problem by giving away all their money, but they’re just greedy jerks”