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Right now it would be easier to change the name of the fruit itself than change the way the money goes. Let's just call apples something else. And grow cubical ones. With no round corners, as Apple has patents on round corners.

This will also defend the farmers that grow apple trees, so they can still sell their products without telling everyone "No, I'm sorry, I don't sell phones, I sell apples. You know, the fruits. No, not silver, red fruits. No touchscreen."




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