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But I also have Victory Squirrels taking one bite out of each tomato and moving on...


The squirrels are generally not in it for the tomato, what they really want is the water in the tomato. A lot of people (myself included) have eliminated or reduced the problem by having a birdbath or water display near the garden.


That's your livestock.


I'ma need a smaller lasso.


I call those sauce or soup tomatoes.


If you're fast enough you can get the ingredients for tomato sauce and meatballs at the same time :)


edit. sauce or soup meat.


You need to get a Victory Cat.


I actually have two, but the terms of their adoption require that the full extent of the victory be confined indoors. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for a kneading cat-doughnut on a cold day.


The country folk solution's a Victory .22 and a bored child who can aim OK.



Or literally a Victory air rifle..

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B9bMqnjv2RE


It's probably slugs and not squirrels.

Slugs will eat 1/2 a tomato in a night.




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