"Hare programs are statically linked. We know you’re not a fan of this. We’re sorry."

Absolutely hilarious (and thanks for making this decision!)

Do you believe that Hare will make it into the next Debian Stable release?

That should be somewhere in summer of 2023, if we go by previous release dates.

It's hard to say, I'm not sure.

That layout is so smooth.

Smart choice for packaging. Keep it simple should be a rule, not the exception.