A flat fee on-demand self-driving/rental electrical car service with total driving distance of 500km/mo.

A service that I value at greater than $25. Kind of a silly question without more specifics.

broadband internet, can do so much with it for $25, easily worth the $25.

True broadband. Not this fake shit they claim is broadband.

Like 1Gbps or better.

Tech Support Troll, who sends petulant emails to unsuspecting support addresses of one's choosing. Fun for the whole work family.