"I deeply, deeply regret to inform you that this is the rap video of the woman who was just arrested as part of an alleged husband-wife scheme that laundered some $3.6 billion in crypto."
I have been writing an imaginary Coen brothers in my head over the last couple of years based on absurd current events. This is definitely being added.
I'm thinking of tying them both in as friends of Lady Gaga, tasked with trying to pay the ransom to the people who kidnapped her dog in crypto. In the process, they accidentally stole too much.
https://twitter.com/kevincollier/status/1491107221857796097