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I propose NFTHC: based on "Proof of Weed" instead of "Proof of Waste". It's green renewable "Web 4:20" technology. Burn Weed, not Coal!

It uses the honor system instead of crypto, just like those "Are you 18 or older? (Yes) (No)" age verification popups.

To generate an NFTHC "Toke'n", the centralized server asks you: "Did you just burn some weed? (Yes) (No)".

If you answer "Yes", then Shazam! Bob's your Uncle: it instantly and efficiently generates your unique NFTHC "Toke'n" without burning any coal or gas.

Other than the fact that it's based on getting wasted instead of wasting energy, using truly green renewable resources whose production actually takes CO2 out of the atmosphere instead of burning coal that causes cancer and heart disease, designed for honorable stoners who just want to get high and relax instead of greedy money launderers and tax dodgers and scammers shilling shady get-rich-quick pyramid schemes who want to viciously cheat gullible victims out of their life savings while carelessly destroy the environment, NFTHCs are totally green, natural, organic, and aromatic, and they don't require wasting energy and burning stinky carcinogenic coal, so Proof of Weed based NFTHCs are otherwise totally indistinguishable from "traditional" Proof of Waste based NFTs.




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