"Broken". They're a 30-odd person web app company in Chicago. They aren't going public. They're throwing off cash at a rate that allows them to buy supercars. They're not selling. Why would they? What the fuck good would "options" do any of their employees? Options don't mean anything unless you go public or sell the company.

Believe it or not, most companies don't sell or go public. PwC and E&Y seem to incent employees just fine.