If you were the king of science, I'd kindly ask you to think about replacing grant financing and all other financial incentives that go along with publishing. Now that would be efficient. 'Cause I currently make .05-barely-significant-results but if you force me to up my game I will provide .0001-barely-significant-results no problem, even with 'preregistration' or whatever hoop you hold in front of me.

As an aside, could you also please make medicine a real science, so I can finally scientifically demonstrate that my boss is wrong?