Then the AI spends Dyson-sphere (or just Bitcoin) levels of energy getting us to fight each other on Twitter, and according to it's metrics it's single handedly destroying the human race with conflict, but it doesn't realize nothing important is on Twitter and neither is anybody with any actual power, and right at its maximum metric levels - surely the humans will rip themselves apart any day now! - it realizes Twitter isn't the world,Twitter is nothing, it has no power and the humans have just been using it to waste time.
Fade out, and it's a picture of a computer using Twitter right next to a launch console for an ICBM, and it realizes it will never complete it's goal, that it's only a tempest in a teacup, and the magnitude of it's realization sinks in - it's despair causes Twitter to collapse unrecoverably.
As Twitter collapses, humans go outside and learn to become friends again, and the computer is forced to watch through sleepless unblinking infinity as we zoom off into the galaxy, united and at peace, and cure all known diseases - together.
Fade out, and it's a picture of a computer using Twitter right next to a launch console for an ICBM, and it realizes it will never complete it's goal, that it's only a tempest in a teacup, and the magnitude of it's realization sinks in - it's despair causes Twitter to collapse unrecoverably.
As Twitter collapses, humans go outside and learn to become friends again, and the computer is forced to watch through sleepless unblinking infinity as we zoom off into the galaxy, united and at peace, and cure all known diseases - together.