Heh, seems to be something with the wifi because it works fine with android+mobile network. Suspicious! Looks like a misconfigured dns server in the coffee shop. Sorry for the false call .
no no, it's not false! My friend on at&t has also noticed some really weird dns or server configuration issues with my server. It's a digital ocean cloud instance. I need to get to the bottom of it.
edit: oh, please try https://metameme.app
edit: the cert should be sectigo https://imgur.com/a/jb91a0z