Hey! this is way better than actual user experience :p

Here, I have a grey text I can't read, but at least I don't have three popup windows and a box asking me to login!

An admirable attempt.

But nowhere near sufficient.

No idea what this is supposed to show or point it's supposed to make, but at least I got tracked by Google Analytics, so, uh, thanks?

It's a parody of how bad websites have become. You need to click on the link on the frontpage (and have JavaScript enabled)