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Related, but less interesting: When my wife gets annoyed filling out forms for places that don't need to know her occupation (doctor, pharmacy, etc.), she puts down "art thief." Nobody's said boo to her yet about it.



I like to use funny job titles similar to the ones the Onion coins in their American Voices: https://www.theonion.com/texas-congressman-suggests-altering...


Why doesn't she write "yes"?


Wait for INTERPOL to show up at your door any time now :P


Tax evader


I use "monarch".


I always write "comedian"... (And I bet that made you laugh, which is proof)


If you want to be a comedian you need to stop explaining your jokes. Good ones don't need explaining.




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