This headline would work better if there wasn't actually a software product out there called Jazz (http://www-306.ibm.com/software/rational/jazz/).

The difference is ... how many jazz musicians do you think say, "I want to be the computer programmer of jazz musicians!"

this (http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?JazzProgrammer) is waay better. imho ofcourse.

"Get cooler with age"

That definitely puts me in the pro-Jazz Programmer camp.