And the patient will die if their wifi goes down because it's a piece of crap that listens on a websocket for a stream of commands to inflate or deflate.

Powered by Kafka so if the patient dies they can just open up Kibana to scour the logs, patch the life support microservice cleverly nicknamed Lazarus by the engineers, and then replay the state with the fix in place to bring them back online. I mean back to life.

Lazarus. Amazing.

Well that's just <insert open source package>'s fault!

I daydream about starting a vegan coop of software developers to sell vegan software to those kind of companies.

“Ethical Engineering” - artisan code written with a conscious

Forget that. You'll be better off selling paleo-inspired meat-bots.

Hmm, it wasn't clear whether this will Make the World a Better Place (TM). Financing denied.