Totally agree, it would definitely be better to rename it, but I read in another comment that the kernel is loathe to rename things. So then it makes you wonder, who allowed 'number_noun = N' in the first place?
"Three is the number of the counting, and the number thou shalt count to is three"
Why my kids ask me questions like this, "who invented the number three," I usually tell them it was someone vaguely European of the Enlightenment era with the same last name. "Ah, it was Ulysses Herman Three, inventor the natural numbers and famed bicyclist." Usually buys me enough time to look it up online.
"Three is the number of the counting, and the number thou shalt count to is three"