Yeah that's a good idea. Climb onto your roof, onto a notoriously slippery surface, to "clean" said surface off the roof (how exactly are they to do that...?).
That way you can slip on the snow and fall onto not just the snow, but the compacted snow that's now become ice, and not just ice, but the incredibly hard concrete that is your driveway...
I'm sorry but are you serious? You tie yourself with a rope to secure you. Someone has to clean the rooftops from a too big of a snow buildup from cold places all the time. If cleaning small area of panels on rooftop where men and women all around the world work all the time you don't really deserve the modern cozy life. Time to reflect buddy.
That way you can slip on the snow and fall onto not just the snow, but the compacted snow that's now become ice, and not just ice, but the incredibly hard concrete that is your driveway...
Yeah I don't see that ending poorly at all.