Gods aren't real. The point of the very witty comment is that people are subconsciously still always arguing about them: "If God is real, would he let me do this!?"
Or, "If God is real, surely this will flush him out."
Yay! Someone got the joke! Though, I'm dead inside now since people took it way too seriously and got into a pissy fit that I insinuated there are no atheists.
Thank you, because for a while there, I thought I was taking crazy pills again.
Or, "If God is real, surely this will flush him out."