Better than a 501 I guess. Although, some other codes could be fun to interpret this way as well [0]. A 403 would just be not for you. A 410 could be apropos. I'd love to test positive for a 426, however, I would probably get a 300.

[0]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_HTTP_status_codes

I'm a little teapot.

Must be the http error code for bad personality when the webserver doesn't want to serve you.

I'd probably end up as a 418.

That's the new type for 2020.