If your Perl is old-school, that's OK. Use Perl 5 and we'll keeping supporting you.
If you your Perl isn't old-school, use Perl 7 and get new features.
If you're not sure, ask us and we'll hold your hand to help you understand.
We're here to make sure you're OK.
What's the best way to do that these days? IRC was the most active Perl place back in the day and the best place to get help, where's the best place for people to ask for help these days?
If your Perl is old-school, that's OK. Use Perl 5 and we'll keeping supporting you.
If you your Perl isn't old-school, use Perl 7 and get new features.
If you're not sure, ask us and we'll hold your hand to help you understand.
We're here to make sure you're OK.