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If we can get to the point of EMULATING a whole-@$$ computer on the device, maybe, just maybe, that device was slightly capable of running a compiler a looooooooooooooooong time ago.



There are compilers on the App Store, e.g. https://holzschu.github.io/a-Shell_iOS/ — however it’s compiling to WebAssembly and then running that, but the compiler is still native...


As said in another reply thread[0], I booted Windows 95 on a first gen ipad almost a decade ago using bochs, hence the sarcasm re: Xcode finally being the proverbial straw for GP.

[0] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=23579974


But to run a compiler you’d have to be able to see files, and as we all know, Apple-customers find things like that very, very scary.

Edit: I’m sarcastically referring to Apple’s original justification for not making files a concept on iOS, and thus I’m mocking Apple’s condescending judgement of its own users, not the actual users themselves. I thought that much would be obvious.



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It might benefit you to highlight your sarcasm. This will help when readers of your comment aren’t native English speakers, or when your sarcasm is sub par.

Something like:

That was a solid whoosh. Good one. You really got me there. /s


I am an “Apple customer” and I don’t find that very, very scary.




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