This is bizarre. It sounds ridiculously close to actual records that I own and have played out.

For example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InUiVFLTGdo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjBOqPDXEog

Fun fact: the second one was entirely made on a gameboy.

Expect mspaint.exe to have been remixed and to have found its way onto london's pirate airwaves by the end of the week.