My god. You're on to something. We don't have to ban gatherings, merely gatherings with particular consonants.

I'm off to arrange my birthday arty.

Careful there, I think you mean virthay farthy

> irthay ary

FTFY

I thought exactly at that Friends episode the moment I read the parent comment, great.

That was hilariously good! I died laughing!

An innovation in Sanitation Bioterror Theatre! Let's drop some letters from all alphabets, they can keep company with missed hugs and statistical literacy.