Let me see if I understand what you are saying: You assume the author does not have a life, and your response is to laugh so hard you fall off your chair?

That is not a very nice sentiment, and if I am correct in understanding your point of view, it is especially unkind to attempt to publicly shame him for what you perceive to be an unacceptable lifestyle.

I sincerely hope that the choices you make about relating to people in "real life" are much more pleasant than the choice you made here.