> Between the small, crowded, pothole-filled roads

Well, the wide ones have potholes too.

> buses which are never on time

I wouldn't say "never"...

> Steelers football fanaticism

well, yes...

> the weather is terrible

Wait, what? I'll tell you what's terrible. Bright, sunny days all the time are what's terrible. Downright depressing if you ask me.

> I absolutely cannot wait to move away from here

Some people just don't like "livable". Go figure.