I didn't say I don't use email. I just use it much less than previously. It's funny but the opposite is also true. The fact that people can write really long, verbose emails can be as much of a productivity drain as anything else inside of companies.

It's why I'm a big proponent of these guys http://three.sentenc.es/

In that vein, then.

Why was your post more than 3 sentences?

Perhaps, the message is more important than the style?

Replace a period of your choosing with a semicolon and it's three sentences - but it will cost you the irony.

Not all emails are deep. Twitter is good for the short to the point stuff.