No, you aren't. The response to your silly analogy is, "if I throw a black drape over my organic bread and allow you to see it only after paying for a loaf, you cannot legally enter my shop and remove the drape".
The fact that nobody would set up such a system is evidence that your analogy is unproductive, not that your argument is strong.
The fact that nobody would set up such a system is evidence that your analogy is unproductive, not that your argument is strong.