Except git is a homophone for "get", a word said quite regularly, and relevant to VCS.

IDK what "dick" sounds like. A man's first name?

That's not why it's called `git`, that's the first time I've ever heard anyone draw a connection between `git` and "get", and they are only homophones in some regional American accents.

I know that's not the origin of the name.

I was pointing out "what it sounds like" to me, as "git" is an uncommon word in American English.