*what I really, really want them to do is EOL IE 11 so that the web can move for...

what I really, really want them to do is EOL IE 11 so that the web can move forward without feeling guilty about the X% of users still on it.

I feel ya. I keep having to stop myself from doing things the right way so that I can support my IE11 users.

Unfortunately, even after EOL, the ghost of IE11 will be around for a very long time. Heck, my November stats show 10% WinXP users.