The only clue to that gardenhose construction is that ‘shoemaker’ is capitalized.

Do you mean "garden path" or is gardenhose construction something else? (A garden-path sentence tricks you into an incorrect dead-end parsing. E.g. "The horse raced past the barn fell.")

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden-path_sentence

Yes, mixing terminology. Apologies.

So are all the other words in the headline.

Gah, you’re right. I need sleep.